I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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