don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize
