We're like a lot better than the average bears
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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