hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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