I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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