Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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