We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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