Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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