im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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