If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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