Three words: puerto rican gang bang
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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