My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I have post one night stand depression
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