the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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