Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
