Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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