Me too!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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