no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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