How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
did you just send me my own nude
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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