Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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