In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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