A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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