The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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