I feel like abortions should bother me more
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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