idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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