Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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