I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Randomize
