I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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