I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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