roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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