tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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