I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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