I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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