Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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