Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
please don't ironically join a cult
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