We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
