Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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