Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
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Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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