there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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