I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My bed smells like the plague
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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