I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
the liver wants what the liver wants
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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