we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
