So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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