saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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