You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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