a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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