i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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