My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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