I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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