this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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