I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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